stand up coffeedy

our single origin rotating bean, its no joke! pun definitely intended. stand up coffeedy sees all of our turtleverse characters take the stage and give their best coffee and galactic jokes. 

stand up coffeedy is a fully washed is a clean, juicy, full-bodied Red Bourbon coffee from Burundi’s Kayanza region, grown by over 1,100 smallholder farmers at 1,672 MASL. With meticulous fully washed processing at Masha Washing Station and deep support from Greenco, each bean reflects a system rooted in quality, sustainability, and community impact. From hand-sorting under UV light at Burundi’s top dry mill to youth employment and environmental stewardship through solar power and water treatment, this coffee tells a far larger story.